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How to Lose a Girl in 10 Ways
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By Benton Lee, Columnist
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Of course the opposite method is to be a leech. So after a few dates, you have decided to marry this woman. She is the love of your life. You know this because, at the age of 20, you know everything there is to know about love and life. Well good for you. I bet you want to spend every waking moment with this girl and since you love her so much she must feel the same way. Call her everyday, at least 20 times; this way she knows how important she is to you. Show her that you have no life by spending every moment with her because she will probably give up her social life to spend that time with you too. Then after probably 100 hours spent together, she’ll realize you’re a loser. SUCCESS!
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So you guys have been dating and you really like the girl. You think she kind of likes you too, so you will wait for her to make the next move. Maybe she will like you so much that she may ask you for a committed relationship. So you guys continue dating for months and she still hasn't made any moves. Finally you can't take it anymore and somehow gather enough courage to overcome your fear of rejection and ask her to be your girlfriend. She looks at you in shock and gives you the "friends speech." Probably goes a little something like this: "I like you a lot, but I think we should continue being just friends. I really value the special friendship that we have and I do not want to do anything that will jeopardize it." SUCCESS!
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There is always of course the obvious "Lie, Cheat, Steal" methods. For example, the "I just inherited $50 million" line actually works. This is based on tons or research and the most credible source of all television. So as long as you lie to them as much as possible, maybe she will not be disgusted with the real you. Then there is always cheating too. This method will make them jealous and love you more. In addition, stealing from your love interest is a win-win situation. First you get the material goods that you desire and second, it's only stealing if you get caught. After spending more time with you, she will undoubtedly and justifiably feel unsafe with such a shady individual such as yourself. SUCCESS!
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