Officers
President
Name: Sophie Goldstein
Occupation: Front Desk Attendent at Stereo Exchange, English Honors student.
Group Affiliations: Bags & Boards (Webmaster), Third-wave feminism, Jews.
Height: 5'4"
Eye Color: A myopic, dazzling green.
Hair: Red.
History: When Sophie first came came to New York she was just like any other pretentious college
student, armed with a pack of cherry-flavored cloves and a copy of "Being and Nothingness" thick
enough to stop a bullet. It wasn't until Spring finals of her Sophomore year that her powers began
to manifest. Four pages into a thirty page essay on "The Gender Politics of Vowel Use in Donne's
Holy Sonnets" Sophie's bitterness, dissolution, and apathy boiled over -- manifesting itself in acidic
spitballs that she learned could be projected through a plutonium-plated straw across long distances.
Renaming herself "Acid Girl", she now fights the forces of evil and is available to speak at any event
for only $1000 plus travel and hotel.
Enemies: You, dickwad.
Vice President
Name: Brad Tashman
Details: Unknown
E-mail: bat235@nyu.edu
Secretary
Name: Rachel Pincus
Details: Unknown
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Treasurer
Name: Nate Robertson
Details: Unknown
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Webmaster
Name: X
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Forum Administrator
Name: Isaiah Samson
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