The Ringleaders
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El Presidente: Alex |
| School: CAS | |
| Major: Linguistics (Class of 2007) | |
| Bio: A bite from a radioactive squirrel in his youth has allowed Alex an extraordinary talent for finding nuts, berries and seeds in the dirt. It has also engendered a deep and uncontrollable hatred for park pigeons. Gnawing off the limbs of evildoers has become his life's work. |
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VP: Kira |
| School: CAS | |
| Major:Comparative Literature / Spanish (Class of 2006) | |
| Bio: She told you that $30 whore was a bad idea, and now look. She was right. |
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Treasurer: Zack |
| School: Stern | |
| Major:Mathematics / Econ (Class of 2008) | |
| Bio: He'd be more than happy to end this conversation right now, you know, if only you'd get out of those ropes, climb off of the tracks, stop screaming and let him go home in peace. Seriously, some people just can't take a joke. |
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Secretary: Allie |
| School: Graduate School of Ed | |
| Major: English Education (2006?) | |
| Bio: Although her broad and well-organized plan for Total World Domination is nearly complete, she recently found herself in need of one industrial-sized crate of elastic rubber bands; five trained carrier pigeons and a troupe of dancing ponies. If you have or know where to find any of the above, please let her know. |
See our past officers in the Hall of infamy
* Many thanks to the fine people of South Park Studios, for allowing our true personalities to shine.
Used with permission. Copyright 2000 Tatsuya Ishida, who is cool. Check out his comic Sinfest here.
