Thersites was the first to put the plot points in correct order.
Thersites, it's your chance to inherit Troy!
Welcome to the "Hot Seat" Thersites.
Regis>> Enjoying your stay here Thersites?
Thersites>> I've seen better.
Regis>> Alright. So you're sort of a World-Wide-Web traveller huh?
Thersites>> I see everything going on around me; I just know what I see, and I like to think that I'm a pretty good judge of character and quality. I know what's going on, you know?
Regis>> So you're sort of one of those observer types huh? A little cynical too maybe?
Thersites>> I just call things like I see 'um.
Regis>> Okay, well let's get started, why don't we. Thersites, you know that you need 1,000,000 shares to inherit Troy. Here's your first question for 100 shares...
Cressida's father Calchas, is which of the following?
Thersites>> Oh c'mon... He's an A: Traitor. That's my final answer.