The Rock, as Demetrius.  

Calls himself The Great One and The People's Champion,  The Rock refers to many of his colleagues as jabronies.

             Chris Jericho as Lysander.  

Calls himself Y2J, and addresses his fans as Jerichoholics

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley as Helena.

Her slogan: "Brains, Beauty, and sometimes Bitch!"

Tori as Hermia

Known for her infamous break up with Kane for X-Pac

    Triple H as Theseus, duke of Athens

The leader, along with his wife Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, of D-Generation X,

also know as The Game

Mae Young as Hippolyta, queen of the Amazons

80-year-old daredevil, who, to the chagrin of many, likes to show her "puppies"

The Big Show as Egeus, father to Hermia

Much to his disappointment, The Big Show is not nearly a popular as The Rock, but The Big Show is harmless.   He just wants to be loved by the crowd.

Scotty Too Hotty and Grand Master Sexay of Too Cool as PhiloStrate, masters of the revels to Theseus

Excellent dancers, who incorporate their clever moves into all their matches.  Too Cool are, in general, not taken very seriously by the other wrestlers.

Kurt Angle as Nick Bottom, weaver

Olympic hero and egomaniac, who swears by the three I's--Intensity,

Intelligence, and Integrity

Rikishi as Peter Quince, carpenter

Uses his tremendously huge rear end for defeating his opponents, and dancing with Too Cool

X-Pac as Francis Flute, bellows-mender

Member of D-Generation X,

boyfriend to Tori, favorite expression:

"Suck it!"

Road Dogg as Tom Snout, tinker

Member of D-Generation X

he also likes to say "Suck it!"

The Godfather as Snug, joiner

Claims that "pimpin' ain't easy," brings his "ho train" with him everywhere

Kane as Robin Starveling, tailor

Vengeful ex-boyfriend of Tori

Mr. Ass as Oberon, king of the Fairies

Former member of  D-Generation X,

Mr. Ass bears the slogan:  "all this and a really great ass, too"

Chyna as Titania, queen of the Fairies

The Ninth Wonder of the World

Independent and clever, this muscular lady always insists on competing with the male wrestlers.

Cactus Jack as Puck, or Robin Goodfellow

No longer an active wrestler, he is sorely missed by his fans.  He is also the best-selling author

 of "Have a Nice Day," his autobiography.

                  Crash Holly as a Fairy, in the service of Titania

Extremely ambitious and delusional, he claims that he's over six feet tall, and weighs more than 400 pounds.

Matt and Jeff Hardy, The Hardy Boys, as Cobweb and Peaseblossom, fairies attending upon Titania

Tremendous athletes, this duo incorporates their signature high flying flips into every match.

Faarooq and Bradshaw, The Acolytes, as Mote and Mustardseed, fairies attending upon Titania

Founders of the Acolyte Protection Agency,

these men stay at their place of business all day, playing cards and drinking beer.  They offer their protection services to the other wrestlers for a fee.