RE: LONGEST THREAD EVER From: anaconda@wwa.com (anaconda) Reply to: anaconda@wwa.com Date: 24 Jan 1996 22:50:27 -0600 Organization: http://miso.wwa.com/~anaconda/cure2.html Newsgroups: rec.humor, alt.imploding.kibo, alt.stupidity, alt.folklore.computers, alt.kids-talk, alt.religion.kibology, alt.cascade, rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc, alt.fan.monty-python, alt.fan.warlord, alt.fan.longest-thread, alt.music.the.cure Reply to: newsgroup(s) References: <3u522i$ghq@ixnews4.ix.netcom.com> In article <4e0q0t$oai@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>, asdamick@unity.ncsu.edu (Andrew S. Damick) wrote: >In alt.religion.kibology, Krpa (krpa@fly.cc.fer.hr) wrote: >: Barbara C.B. Steele (bsteele@cuvs.com) wrote: >: > In article qut@netcom.com (Dave Harman) writes: >: > >From: qut@netcom.com (Dave Harman) >: > >Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever >: > >Date: Tue, 9 Jan 1996 06:33:52 GMT >: >: > >In <4c5n56$ri8@nntp.crl.com> seaner@exo.com (Darth Vader) writes: >: >: > >!In article , bsteele@cuvs.com says... >: > >!> >: > >!>In article <30E261D5.5FF8@no_email.com> Vamp >: > >!writes:>v >: > >!>Barbara C.B. Steele wrote:>v> >: > >!>>v> In article <4bibmv$h6r@oznet03.ozemail.com.au> >: > >!colonel@shell02.ozemail.com.au (Marco Spaccavento) writes: >: > >!>>v> >Path: >: > >!>>v> >: > >!>news.voicenet.com!news.sprintlink.net!news.clark.net!rahul.net!a2i!bug. >: > >!rahul.net >: > >!>>v> >: > >!>!a2i!genmagic!sgigate.sgi.com!swrinde!newsfeed.internetmci.com!news.mel >: > >!.aone.net >: > >!>>v> >.au!OzEmail!shell02.ozemail.com.au!colonel >: > >!>>v> >From: colonel@shell02.ozemail.com.au (Marco Spaccavento) >: > >!>>v> >Newsgroups: >: > >!>>v> >: > >!>rec.humor,alt.imploding.kibo,alt.stupidity,alt.folklore.computers,alt.k >: > >!ids-talk, >: > >!>>v> >: > >!>alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade,rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc,alt.fan.mon >: > >!ty-python >: > >!>>v> >,alt.fan.warlord >: > >!>>v> >Subject: Re: Longest Thread Ever >: > >!>>v> >Followup-To: >: > >!>>v> >: > >!>rec.humor,alt.imploding.kibo,alt.stupidity,alt.folklore.computers,alt.k >: > >!ids-talk, >: > >!>>v> >: > >!>alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade,rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc,alt.fan.mon >: > >!ty-python >: > >!>>v> >,alt.fan.warlord >: > >!>>v> >Date: 24 Dec 1995 01:51:27 GMT >: > >!>>v> >Organization: OzEmail Pty Ltd - Australia >: > >!>>v> >Lines: 311 >: > >!>>v> >Message-ID: <4bibmv$h6r@oznet03.ozemail.com.au> >: > >!>>v> >References: >: > >!<3u522i$ghq@ixnews4.ix.netcom.com> >: > >!>>v> ><3u <40rb4r$h9@trapdoor.aracnet.com> >: > >!>>v> > >: > >!>>v> >NNTP-Posting-Host: shell02.ozemail.com.au >: > >!>>v> >X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] >: > >!>>v> >Xref: news.voicenet.com rec.humor:233724 alt.imploding.kibo:1530 >: > >!>>v> >alt.stupidity:58515 alt.folklore.computers:129878 >: > >!alt.kids-talk:87082 >: > >!>>v> >alt.religion.kibology:107186 alt.cascade:19819 >: > >!rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc:19042 >: > >!>>v> >alt.fan.monty-python:59006 alt.fan.warlor >: > >!>>v> >d:30253 >: > >!>>v> >: > >!>>v> >Jocelyn G (gagnonjo@ERE.UMontreal.CA) wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: r-sac@uwindsor.ca (Solo rotulador de punta blanda) writes: >: > >!>>v> >: > >!>>v> >: >In article <40rb4r$h9@trapdoor.aracnet.com>, >: > >!>>v> >: >Michael B. McCune wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>Organization: /usr/lib/news/organization >: > >!>>v> >: >>Distribution: inet >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>Ian King (ian@vortex.netbistro.com) wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: Gholston J James (in87@jove.acs.unt.edu) wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : In article <40cnur$c5@wumpus.cc.uow.edu.au>, THOM WESLEY J >: > >!>>v> >(jwt65@wumpus.cc.uow.edu.au) wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : -gagnonjo@ERE.UMontreal.CA (Jocelyn G) writes: >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->"Dan 0.39441" >: > >! >: > >!>>v> >writes: >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>hideki@agora.rdrop.com (Seth Arnold) wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> mlem02@cs.auckland.ac.nz (Mat Lemi) wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >In article <3ukrl1$gad@posgate.apana.org.au>, >: > >!>>v> >sean@posgate.apana.org.au >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >(Sean Keogh) wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> In article <3u522i$ghq@ixnews4.ix.netcom.com> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> mdmrowe@ix.netcom.com (Meredith Rowe ) wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > In >: > >!>>v> >jaz@ghani.demon.co.uk (Jaron >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > Ghani) writes: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>In article <3tsmlq$cd5@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>, >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>root@spielman-ian.eigenmann.indiana.edu (root) >: > >!wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> 'Tall Guy' A Montgomery >: > >!(amontgom@u.washington.edu) wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : On Fri, 30 Jun 1995, D.R.Woodley wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > romeo@aracnet.com writes: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > Big Brother (I'm ALWAYS listening) >: > >!>>v> > >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > stated: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :repoman@netcom.com (Repo Man) writes: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > : >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>Godzilla (rrcolley@netcom.com) wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: Repo Man (repoman@netcom.com) wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: : Nick Ingegneri (nick@fc.hp.com) >: > >!wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: : : Nuclear Meltdown >: > >!(gina@earth.planet.net) >: > >!>>v> >wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: : : : Dan Kreft >: > >!(BigDan@merle.acns.nwu.edu) wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: : : : : In article >: > >!>>v> ><3rq668$lor@hermes.acs.unt.edu>, >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :in87@jove.acs.unt.edu (Strangelove) >: > >!wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: : : : : > In article >: > >!>>v> ><3rmsjp$4nq@bs33n.staffs.ac.uk>, >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > A.J.Smith >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: : : : : >: > >!(cm4bcajs@bs47c.staffs.ac.uk) wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: : : : : > -error@hell wrote: >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: : : : : > -: In article >: > >!>>v> ><3ri4nm$1is@moose.erie.net>, >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > "N.J.Woods" >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: : : : : > -: >: > >! 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>: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: : : : : > -: > >: >: : >But is look >: > >!in a different >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > perspective, AIDS >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: : : : : > -: > >: >: : >is a useful >: > >!external >: > >!>>v> >influence to >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > reduce >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: : : : : > -: > >: >: : >the over >: > >!population >: > >!>>v> >problem. >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: : : : : > -: > >: >: : But according >: > >!to the Guide, >: > >!>>v> >the >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > population of >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: : : : : > -: > >: >: : the universe >: > >!is already >: > >!>>v> >none. >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: : : : : > -: > >: >: Then who posted >: > >!this >: > >!>>v> >response? >: > >!>>v> > * >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>>>>>>>:>>:>:: * >: > >!>>v> > * >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>>>>>>>:>>:>:: * This is serious. We meant to create >: > >!>>v> >alt.religion.monica * >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>>>>>>>:>>:>:: * as a REC group, but we typoed the >: > >!newgroup message >: > >!>>v> > * >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>>>>>>>:>>:>:: * an ALT group. But it is *STILL* >: > >!moderated by our >: > >!>>v> >forge * >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>>>>>>>:>>:>:: * cancellor. So STAY OUT or we will >: > >!MESS YOU >: > >!>>v> >UP!!!!!!!!! * >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>>>>>>>:>>:>:: * >: > >!>>v> > * >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>>>>>>>:>>:>:: * This .Sig brought to you by the >: > >!Monican Purity >: > >!>>v> >Foundation * >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>>>>>>>:>>:>:: >: > >!>>v> >***************************************************************** >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>: My thread was longer than this one. >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>No it wasn't. >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > :>-terry >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > : >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > ; >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > >:Is this like the energizer thread?? >: > >!..on, and on, >: > >!>>v> >and.... >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > : >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > >-Big Brother >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > Oh no, we wiped out that little furry >: > >!base-drum months >: > >!>>v> >ago. >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > The current >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > goal of The Thread is to grow longer >: > >!than the plot of >: > >!>>v> >Ishtar >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > was >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>bad. Then >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > we're going to invade Guam. >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > Brad >: > >!"well, maybe not >: > >!>>v> >Guam" >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > Sattler >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > -- >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > Always misspell six imposible >: > >!words before >: > >!>>v> >breakfast. >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > > Brad Sattler (romeo@aracnet.com) ..web >: > >!page coming >: > >!>>v> >this >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > decade, >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>be patient. >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : > -- >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : And twenty inconcievable ones after. >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : GLENN MONTGOMERY| Glenn peered at the group >: > >!and tried to >: > >!>>v> >make >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > H H >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : TALL GUY IN BACK| sense of what little >: > >!information he had >: > >!>>v> >at >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > HHHHH >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : 6'7" | his disposal at this >: > >!point. >: > >!>>v> > >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > H >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>H >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> : send mail to: >: > >!amontgom@CARSON.u.washington.edu or >: > >!>>v> >bd664@scn.com >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>> Oh, my What a thread >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >>Or are you just pleased to see me? >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> > LETS MAKE IT LONGER >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> Why? >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >Why Not ? >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >-- >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >There is no such thing as a natural. >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>> Me too. >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->>i wanna go on da roller coaster! mommy! >: > >!WAAAHHHHH!!!!!! >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : ->Well, you know, they say time is the fire in which we >: > >!burn... >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : -But time is merely a figment of your imagination :P >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : So what are your lambda and chi^2 values on the data for >: > >!your thesis >: > >!>>v> >that >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : the unimaginative are antimatter? >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: : Dr Strangelove >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: As I scribble this contribution to the Longest Thread Ever, >: > >!I note that >: > >!>>v> >: >>: my newsreader (tin 1.2pl2 for those who give a shit) >: > >!indicates that the >: > >!>>v> >: >>: thread has not been extended for some 30 hours! >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: We might lose it... >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: Now Strangelove, perhaps you can throw your chi^2, lambda, >: > >!Student's t >: > >!>>v> >: >>: and whatever else ya got and figure out when this thread >: > >!will end! >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: we now return you to this thread >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: already in progress.... >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>: / ian king / ian@netbistro.com / flames to /dev/null / unix >: > >!weenie / >: > >!>>v> >: >> >: > >!>>v> >: >>I tried to come up with something original but alas I have >: > >!failed.... >: > >!>>v> >: > >!>>v> >: >Do not, I repeat do not forward this message to >: > >!cassin@conn.me.queensu.ca >: > >!>>v> >: > >!>>v> >: OH! This is so TEMPTING!!! >: > >!>>v> >: -- >: > >!>>v> >: J o c e l y n G If we do not succeed, then we run >: > >!the risk of >: > >!>>v> >: failure. -- Vice President Dan >: > >!Quayle, to the >: > >!>>v> >: gagnonjo@ERE.UMontreal.CA Phoenix Republican >: > >!Forum, March 1990 >: > >!>>v> >: > >!>>v> Oh my! Something VERY strange is going on with this persons word >: > >!wrap! And I >: > >!>>v> don't remember THIS version of the Longest Thread Ever being posted >: > >!before! >: > >!> >: > >!>>Yeah I agree! >: > >!> >: > >!>>Vamp - who feels he can't say that phrase without a :) >: > >!> >: > >!>Well, I disagree about agreeing, but I agree about agreeing with >: > >!disagreeing. >: > >!> >: > >!>Barbara the undeniably, universally, >: > >!I-can't-live-without-dem-smiley's-either, >: > >!>I'm-not-dead-yet, She-turned-me-into-a-neut, I-got-better, CrAcKeD >: > >!>:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :{) >: > >!%)%)%)%)%)%:):):):):)::::):::)::):););););;););););) >: > >! >: > >!Say, does anybody know where I sign up for the longest thread ever? >: > >! >: > >!Sean >: > >! >: >: > >Who are you going to vote for president? >: >: > Frank-N-Furter, of course! (Vote for the man in fishnets) >: >: > Barbara the >: > yes-i-know-that-this-is-alt.fan.monty-python-but-I-had-to-fit-Rocky-Horror - >: > Picture-Show-into-it-so-NI!, >: > I-think-that-that-was-enough-to-finish-this-offily, CrAcKeD >: > >What??? > >U.S. STEEL? IN THESE NEWSGROUPS? > >GET OUT!!! > > > > > >The BOB(c) >-- >"I am from the country (sort of) and have removed the | The BOB(c) > heads from avians, but I have never chewed them up." | Andrew S. Damick -- Chris A. Mattingly | asdamick@unity.ncsu.edu proc main | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _|__|__|__|__ /--------------\ | | | 0 0 |--\ | * | | | \-------/ | | | \_____/ |__/ \______________/ just in case you need a cup of happy.coffee to keep the thread moving along....